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by two_bottles
Fri Nov 18, 2005 3:37 pm
Forum: Coffee Break
Topic: i'm in big doodoo
Replies: 27
Views: 2124

If your being charged, you should be given his name, find the little punk and give him another shoein and tell him to drop the charges :)
by two_bottles
Sat Nov 05, 2005 11:59 am
Forum: Coffee Break
Topic: Don't sleep with other peoples ex-wives!
Replies: 20
Views: 1445

Brake/clutch fluid and paint don't mix, acts as a paint stripper. The one I saw was a bottle of nitromors paint stripper that was placed upside down on the roof, lid off. A piece of card was placed over the opening before turning upside down ans slid away when the bottle was resting on the roof, ca...
by two_bottles
Fri Nov 04, 2005 6:02 pm
Forum: Coffee Break
Topic: my 306 is still haunting me!!!
Replies: 20
Views: 947

Unless you buy a car with a warranty, you have no grounds to complain if something goes wrongafter youve bought it

Life is tough, if i was you, id tell them to fook off.

If they keep pestering you, demand a new phone number from BT
by two_bottles
Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:59 pm
Forum: Coffee Break
Topic: Don't sleep with other peoples ex-wives!
Replies: 20
Views: 1445

lol

a guy i work with had a 3 series compact on our work car scheme

he pissed someone off, and they poured clutch fluid/summit similar over EVERY panel apart from the drivers door

It was classic to look at :)
by two_bottles
Thu Oct 27, 2005 10:55 pm
Forum: Coffee Break
Topic: Anyone on here use Demon Internet for ADSL?
Replies: 1
Views: 353

i considerefd demon a few years ago, but decided to stay with BT

ive used BT, Tiscali and Freeserve amnd gotta say BT where the best on all accounts
by two_bottles
Tue Oct 25, 2005 8:48 pm
Forum: Coffee Break
Topic: Im a professional
Replies: 11
Views: 696

I got a full HGV licence

Full Motorbike licence as well

Driving a bus is simple compared to riding a 160mph GSXR :)
by two_bottles
Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:34 pm
Forum: Coffee Break
Topic: If you were MGRover...
Replies: 21
Views: 1658

Oh and btw, more than likely the tools to produce the 200 coupe shell could be purchased

And, at the swindon plant weve recently been getting rid of a lot of press lines, so if anyones got a few quid, or wants to start a fund, 200 coupe bodyshell production could continue :)
by two_bottles
Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:32 pm
Forum: Coffee Break
Topic: If you were MGRover...
Replies: 21
Views: 1658

i can tell you that prior to last christmas, when the plant i was working in was still making MG-Rover parts and sub asemblies, quality kinda went out of the window because we didnt care about them anymore funnily enough, thats now happening with Land rover, cos we still make a good preportion of th...
by two_bottles
Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:47 am
Forum: Coffee Break
Topic: If you were MGRover...
Replies: 21
Views: 1658

Snowey: i work at the swindon plant making MINIs and to vvc-geeza, i was only joking i think zee germanz stink, but more at fault was the British government/BAE how does selling rover group for 900 million when only part of that group was sold to ford for 3.6 billion, where does this add up?? = Euro...
by two_bottles
Thu Oct 20, 2005 7:39 pm
Forum: Coffee Break
Topic: byebye coupe
Replies: 2
Views: 402

what year Accord?
by two_bottles
Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:30 pm
Forum: Coffee Break
Topic: If you were MGRover...
Replies: 21
Views: 1658

As an Employee of BMW i am greatly offended by your derogatory remarks.
by two_bottles
Sat Oct 08, 2005 8:24 am
Forum: Coffee Break
Topic: Couple of exotics in Japan - 56K don't even bother!!!
Replies: 14
Views: 846

crikey

the japs love european cars then
by two_bottles
Mon Sep 26, 2005 5:40 pm
Forum: Coffee Break
Topic: Why some people should stick to stuff like Novas and Fiestas
Replies: 14
Views: 767

almost looked like it was on purpose
by two_bottles
Mon Sep 26, 2005 5:38 pm
Forum: Coffee Break
Topic: IVE GOT A TURBO!!!!!!!
Replies: 11
Views: 351

sisters husband had a Volvo turbo few years back, think it was a V40 estate

2.3 turbo, that thing was a swedish fireball!
by two_bottles
Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:21 pm
Forum: Coffee Break
Topic: 800,820 coupe!
Replies: 12
Views: 992

If i was looking for a car, id SERIOUSLY consider this little beauty

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ROVER-820-VITESSE ... dZViewItem

one of the best.lowest mileage ive seen on ebay for a while

Intesrested to see how much it goes for :)